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Perfect Ten: Editor's Cut
author: bghost
fandom: due South
character: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Rating: sex, violence, and vile, vile language. The vile language is mainly in Chinese, but just so you know... There are at least a billion people out there who could be offended. To whom I also apologise for my rubbish keyboard not allowing me to get the tones right. No insult to anyone's actual ancestors is implied, or should be inferred.
Word Count: 3228


Notes: This is the 'editor's cut' of Perfect Ten, posted on the compulsively inspirational ds_snippets. It's over ten times as long, and a thousand times filthier. (You have been warned.) Don't blame me, it's not my fault that Fraser can't hold his beer.

Oh yes, and congratulations to Wu Minxia! You rock, in any language.

(A salutory tale, which warns of the evils of alchohol, as illustrated by rampaging elephants, a blood bath, and an alternative Chinese lexicon.)

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